Chicken Soup Cures Patient

A simmering pot containing chicken, celery, onion, carrot, and several other secret ingredients has been reported to cure yet another patient. Mrs. Gittel Gezuntheit was so dangerously ill that her doctors had given up hope. “I give up hope,” said Dr. Peter Pessimiskovitch. Then she tasted some of her Bubby’s chicken soup and she was totally cured.

“Thank you HaShem, I’m feeling marvelous. It’s a medical miracle and I am so grateful, so it’s time for me to bring my Korban Todah!” As we go to press, the Shazak Food Group is considering investing in Bubby’s Chicken Soup and branding it, “Chicken-Soupacillen – Your Kosher Cure.”