Alert Pig Prankster On The Loose

An arrogant, scheming pig, a.k.a. Mr. Swine Chazerfisel, has been seen showing off his cloven hooves, apparently trying to fool people into believing that he is Kosher.

“The Torah states clearly that the pig, which has split hooves, but does not chew its cud, is 100% NOT Kosher,” said Rabbi Mordy Mashgiach of the Sinai Rabbinical Council. “If you spot such a show-off pig, call our fraud hotline immediately: 1-800-PIG-ALERT.”